Definitions by bus bozo

buttfuck

The act of taking total advantage of someone in either personal or business matters via any sort of unethical, immoral or illegal actions and activities.

"I thought for sure that the company was going to buttfuck me out of my last paycheck."

buttfuck by bus bozo January 1, 2008

Sploogie 

A long, snot-like strand of hot, steamin' semen that falls slowly to the rug from a woman's cunt after she's just finished fuckin' ya on a beat up, old couch with her on top.

"As soon as I came, a sploogie dripped from her twat that she desperately tried to catch with her hand, but to no avail!"

Sploogie by bus bozo January 1, 2008

butt virgin 

A straight man who is very highly prized in satanic gay communities in both the U.S. and especially Canada - and whose butt hymen is completely intact. If his butt hymen has not been torn yet, then HE'S GOOD TO GO FOR THE HUMAN SACRIFICE!

"I refused his offer of yet another double jaegerbomb as I had already drank ten of them. And, fearful of the way that he kept staring at me, I politely informed him that I was still a butt virgin and that I was going to stay that way!."

butt virgin by bus bozo January 1, 2008

barfaroni 

The still-warm, semi-digested remnants of the week-old chili mac that a grizzled, old wino puked up outside the doorway to the city rescue mission.

"Watch it! Man, Pedro, you almost stepped in that pool of barfaroni!"

Wino: "Hey, GIMME DIME!!!"

barfaroni by bus bozo January 1, 2008

clit liquor

The white, semi-frothy, lotion-like liquid that is produced by a woman's vagina when her clit is tongued to a powerful orgasm by a cunnilingus expert. Some men (and women) find the taste and aroma quite "intoxicating" - hence, the "liquor" aspect.

"Freddie, you poor thing. You look massively hung over!"

"Yeah, last night I got drunk, drunk, drunk on clit liquor!"

clit liquor by bus bozo January 1, 2008