bruce's definitions

shlemazel

A person who suffers the screw-ups of a shlemiel.

A shlemiel is the guy who buys a coke at the ball game and spills it on the guy in front of him, who is a shlemazel.

by Bruce February 4, 2004

Nanticoke Pennsylvania

The asshole aka armpit of the united states

damn dont go to nanticoke it sucks

by bruce February 24, 2005

hot assets

Ingredients of a Homemade chocolate pie or Section 751 Assets or Tax Bitches Butts.

Chocolate, Unrealized Recievables, Butts

by Bruce April 5, 2005

GunZ

A really cool Multiplayer Shooting game. It is much like counter-strike but it is in 3rd person and you can pull off special moves, liek running up walls, dashing, somersaults.

One problem right now is the International Version is Beta testing, so it is full of people who hack the game and cheat.

Dude lets play GunZ!
Alright im gunna flip off walls and slash some dudes throat

by Bruce July 21, 2005

bumjack

to have anal sex

Hey bigboy how about a bumjack?

by bruce February 8, 2004

Thumbing A Saftey

A Fife term, originally describing the practice of opening a soft roll, this has been corrupted to describe the sexual act of stuffing a flaccid penis up one’s fanny.

Generally only practiced by Fife Sengas in a desperate attempt to get some sexual pleasure from the ned they picked up only hours before.

"See me, ah wiz pure thumbing a saftey last night...useless prick."

by Bruce February 1, 2005

Neckhole

Noun:

A friend, a companion.

Man, I really like that neckhole.

by Bruce April 3, 2005