I put on a hat before I had sex with her. Fortunately, she didn't mind that my gentleman wears his hat indoors.
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
by Brown Sugar March 20, 2003
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
by Brown Sugar March 20, 2003
1. The penis.
2. Shorter term for Randy Johnson, AKA "The Big Unit", NL Cy Young award winner and 2001 World Series MVP pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks.
2. Shorter term for Randy Johnson, AKA "The Big Unit", NL Cy Young award winner and 2001 World Series MVP pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks.
1. I have a really big unit. But you already knew that.
2. Did Unit pitch last night, or was it Curt Schilling?
2. Did Unit pitch last night, or was it Curt Schilling?
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
A constrictive interlocking device placed at the base of the penis, to prevent blood from escaping and to strengthen erection.
My roommate's girlfriend was complaining that he was too soft, so I hooked him up with a cock ring for his birthday.
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003