brittney's definitions
by Brittney October 1, 2004
Get the mack and a halfmug. A fine foxy daddy, preferably with a wife and three kids. Ripped to the max from carrying all those baby carriages,idolized by mature teenage girls. Prime daddy-meat, Bryan Adams, Paul Newman;
It was a "DILF"icult decision trying to select the prime dilf ready for picking between Gary Hoekstra and wade campbell
by brittney December 27, 2003
Get the DILFmug. a piece of shit that hangs from your pupic hairs and is stuck to them and when attempted to remove it really hurts.
my poop stuck to my pupic hair.
by Brittney January 15, 2004
Get the Dingle Berrymug. When one male seeks one female in intercorse, and the only thing stopping him is DRYNESS.....simply grab a luv sponge and have a "slippery when wet" of a time
by Brittney May 16, 2004
Get the Da Love Spongemug. A gorgeous beauty who's name isn't necessarily used often; which adds to her unique factor. Deadris isn't just gorgeous on the eyes but also in her heart. She stands up for what is right, and fights against any type of harm that would come to the ones she loves. All the bitches and hoes envy her and wish to be as fabulous as she is. Deadris is a loving sweetheart, she has a hunger and taste for the wild side! Her nickname is "Dee" which can also be defined as ' a smooth playa who keeps it real!'. Ultimately true about all the Deadris' out there. They live by the motto, "Fine on the streets; Fun in the sheets." She is an overachiever who strives for the success of herself as well as others. A Deadris is a girl who you would want to take home to introduce to your parents. Good Luck finding girls as good as a Deadris. Not many out there!
1st Guy Swooning: Wow! Look at how beautiful Deadris is! There's no one else as amazing as her!
Jealous Girl: Whatever she's alright.
2nd Guy Swooning: Yeah right! She's perfect!
Jealous Girl: Whatever she's alright.
2nd Guy Swooning: Yeah right! She's perfect!
by Brittney May 5, 2015
Get the Deadrismug.