When somebody has super thick and curly hair that unfortunately looks like it was cut out of a block of Styrofoam. It is most often seen with crew cuts, or uniformed length hair... however if worn as an Afro, it is known as 'The Microphone'.
Mikey: "Dude, check out the guy in line with the Styroformed do! I wonder if it would cushion his head in a fall!?" Do you think he knows he's not allowed to recycle that Sh** when he cuts it?"
by brianxymox January 20, 2012

That's good enough for me.
by brianxymox January 15, 2008

An expression made by someone high on benzodiazepine class drugs (xanax, valium, klonopin, ativan, etc. etc.) to express how high they are from taking said drugs.
by brianxymox January 15, 2008
