brianxymox's definitions

Styroformed

When somebody has super thick and curly hair that unfortunately looks like it was cut out of a block of Styrofoam. It is most often seen with crew cuts, or uniformed length hair... however if worn as an Afro, it is known as 'The Microphone'.

Mikey: "Dude, check out the guy in line with the Styroformed do! I wonder if it would cushion his head in a fall!?" Do you think he knows he's not allowed to recycle that Sh** when he cuts it?"

by brianxymox January 20, 2012

benzed out

An expression made by someone high on benzodiazepine class drugs (xanax, valium, klonopin, ativan, etc. etc.) to express how high they are from taking said drugs.

Nate: Hey man, you keep nodding out, what's up?

Brian: Oh man... totally benzed out.

by brianxymox January 15, 2008

der kommissar

A song by the german new wave band "Falco". Also, a very well known term at the time for cocaine... which is what the song is supposed to be about secretly.

new wave raver: "Dude, have you heard that song by Falco 'Der Kommissar's in Town'?"

-or-

cokehead: "Dude, Der Kommissar's in town, bust out your coke straws!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!"

by brianxymox May 20, 2006