brianxymox's definitions

der kommissar

A song by the german new wave band "Falco". Also, a very well known term at the time for cocaine... which is what the song is supposed to be about secretly.

new wave raver: "Dude, have you heard that song by Falco 'Der Kommissar's in Town'?"

-or-

cokehead: "Dude, Der Kommissar's in town, bust out your coke straws!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!"

by brianxymox May 20, 2006

benzed out

An expression made by someone high on benzodiazepine class drugs (xanax, valium, klonopin, ativan, etc. etc.) to express how high they are from taking said drugs.

Nate: Hey man, you keep nodding out, what's up?

Brian: Oh man... totally benzed out.

by brianxymox January 15, 2008

trouser gravy

Trouser Gravy is ejaculate. Aka Jizz, Splooge, Cum, etc.

Brenda: Man, I could really go for some trouser gravy in my fuzzy mimosa right now!

by brianxymox January 30, 2008