Definitions by brianwave

Erncarl

A toe faced mutant. Often found living in the ass crack of morbidly obese indian men, surviving on sweat and ass cheese (the result of being too fat to wipe). These men often spend years without noticing these discusting creatures living under their many layers of flab. If erncarls are discovered they should be stapled to a tree and tortured.

Carl: Holy fuck ew is that an erncarl in the drainpipe
Gary: Omg he can defo smell your dads asscrack
Carl: my dads not indian you sick fuck
Gary: lets nail him to that oak tree and smash his rib cage

Erncarl by brianwave January 3, 2018

pia

A weak fart with a powerful eggy smell. Has a loud fragrance, but is no louder than a whisper.

me: did u just pia you sick freak?
him: no I swear on my family that wasn't me it was the breeze
me: the wind doesn't smell like eggs

pia by brianwave November 19, 2017

Shazzamac

When a sneaky individual sharts in McDonald's and fails to own up to the deed, then after some time this yellow excrement is then mistaken for spilled McCurry sauce by a second sneaky individual and is licked up while nobody is looking. This commonly results in a puddle of diarrhoea and vomit on the McDonald's stool/ bench, known as a 'Shazzamac'.

girl: omg the smell of friggin pickles from your Big Mac makes me sick.
boy: that smell is no big mac that's a shazzamac fo sho.
girl: ew I just put my hand in it

Shazzamac by brianwave November 19, 2017