Definitions by brian

monkey 

Any face card in a game of black jack.

"After hitting an ace on the first card all he needed was a monkey for black jack."

monkey by Brian May 3, 2004

homework 

An excuse to get your girlfriend over for a quicky.

Can you come over and help me do my homework?

homework by Brian April 30, 2004

pookie 

very hot southern girl with hugh tits and a nice ass

brittannie hazelrig

pookie by brian April 30, 2004

Beautiful

1. Extremely overwhelmingly hot
2. Veeeeery fucking pretty
3. Rebekka

Rebekka is the most beautiful girl alive.

Beautiful by Brian April 30, 2004

Zilch 

A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.

Sam had zilch in his bank account.

Zilch by brian April 27, 2004

chevrolet 

Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

How many old chevrolets do you see on the road compared to old fords? Not many because they are junk!

chevrolet by Brian April 27, 2004

Dumpy 

Fat, sloppy...basically any word for a fat person (especially a fat girl).

Also can be used as: dumps, slops, etc.

Hey Dumpy (when you see a fat girl).

Wow, that girl is dumpy.

Dumpy by Brian April 24, 2004