brendan's definitions

ASD

Anti Slut Defence. A tactic so to make the slut (or not a slut as the case may be) feel less guilty after having sex.

She waited for me to make all the moves as an ASD.

by brendan May 13, 2004

BAFC

Acronym: Below Average Frustrated Chump.

If this carries on for much longer i'm going to turn into a BAFC.

by brendan May 13, 2004

LR

Acronym: Lay report. A summary of sexual encounters.

Go on then man, what's the LR?!

by brendan May 13, 2004

obstacle

Any evil person or thing that is going to effect your chances of scoring

I was going to dive in but there were to many obstacles.

by brendan May 13, 2004

target

The chick you are hoping to be scoring with.

That's my target right there. (point)

by brendan May 13, 2004

VC

Acronym: Victim Chick. A chick that is very emotionally tender. The good news for you is that she will be easier to score with providing you can pluck her right strings!

I almost felt bad - it was clear she was a total VC.

by brendan May 13, 2004

scoring

Managing to have sex.

Looks like I won't be scoring tonight!

by brendan May 13, 2004