The LAFD have had to work hard due to the recent fires in the area due to global warming. Fortunately the LAFD aren't as corrupt as the LAPD and the fires were dealt with well.
Pat: You're a poopyhead!
Me: Shutup you piecost!!!
Pat: Whats a piecost?
Me: 'Bout $3.50
Example 2
Mom: I'm going to the grocery store. What do you want me to get you?
ME: Get me some bread, milk, chips, henway, and some cookies.
Mom: What's a henway?
Me: 'Bout 5 pounds.