Kiddy Bits

a cereal consisting of kiddies.

9 out of 10 pedophiles eat kiddy bits.

by bread infection November 30, 2009

drabulaxx

a spider with a penis on its head.

Look at that drabulaxx.

by bread infection December 07, 2009

qwong

the sound the light from a flashlight makes in fog.

We fought fiercely on the foggy golf course, the qwong from our flashlights deafened our ears.

by bread infection November 25, 2009

penis wrinkle

the wrinkle on one's penis.

I have several penis wrinkles.
Eric is a penis wrinkle.

by bread infection November 16, 2005

asshole

1. also known as boss, teacher, co-worker, and police
2. most people in the Afghani area.
3. a stupid or annoying person that needs to be shot
4. any person that thinks his or her opinion or definition is more important or more correct than mine.
5. a stupid person that thinks you’re an asshole because you won’t break the rules and/or kiss their ass
6. any person that won’t answer a simple question
7. a bartender that complains when he doesn’t get tips, but he calls you a crybaby when you complain about not getting tips
8. any Harley owner that thinks he’s cool only because he has a Harley.

Uh, how much did your car and house cost, Mr. Cool? $50,000 & $500,000? No? Then you’re not as cool as you think you are, asshole.

by bread infection December 11, 2009

opured

soft and hard at the same time.

This shirt is opured.

by bread infection November 26, 2009

taint

the piece of flesh dividing the asshole from the ballsack.

I feel like I've got shit nuggets in my taint.

by bread infection January 02, 2006