fartable farter

someone who can fart on demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He sure is a fartable farter he farted when someone said fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart

by bread infection December 05, 2009

loserism

the practice of being a loser;
the act of being a loser.

That's loserism right there.

by bread infection November 10, 2005

diaz

to cover one’s oversized erection with ones necktie. Just jerk it to get rid of it. Then it will shrink and you won’t have to hide it.

Whoa that fat guy just pulled a diaz.

by bread infection December 07, 2009

barkle

a bark while circling, usually done by a dog.

Everytime I visit, my friend's dog barkles around me for several minutes

by bread infection October 22, 2005

fench

to put in one’s ass.

Mike is going to fench himself with a broomstick.

by bread infection December 05, 2009

straw dog

a word that you interject anytime that you don't know what word to use, but want to make it sound like you're smart.

I listened to that speech on nuclear physics, but the guys whole theory seemed like a straw dog compared to other theorys.

by bread infection January 02, 2006

glump

the default posture of a teenager.

he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.

by bread infection November 08, 2005