bread infection's definitions

bhey

to make the sound of any dying dromadary, particulary that of a camel. Also to make the sound of a dying camel to the tone of the scientist guy on the simpsons ("BLOIven, GLOYven!!!") (Also commonly known as deadcamel)

I will bhey now "BLOIven GLOYven"

by bread infection November 1, 2005

penobsci

a permanent penis leash. Doesn't have to be exactly literal.

Mary put Billy's penobsci on so tight he bled to death. Learn from Billy...dont put it on too tight, or else suffer from your penis falling off.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

circle rub

when you firmly grasp the male genetalia so the tip of the head is protruding past your fist and rub in a circular motion until splooge fires from the penis.

Jordon does the circle rub twice a day.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

lindale

whiplash of the left testicle.

I had lindale from a book jumping stunt on the bed.

by bread infection January 14, 2007

gash-rash

the rash that surrounds a skanky cunt-hole, caused by excessive queef discharge.

Brooke has an immense gash-rash.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

author

someone who writes fucked up and stupid books for stupid people to read. Other times you can be cool if you write books with loads of cuss words in them, or write stuff that is actually interesting and not completely stupid, and full of characters we actually care about

Most authors are horrible at writing.

by bread infection April 28, 2008

gnarfbobble gward

1. someone who is good for nothing

2. someone who has no reason for existence.

You stupid gnarfbobble gward.

by bread infection December 4, 2009