bread infection's definitions
by bread infection December 28, 2005

1. Go have a smoko.
2. Go smoko.
2. Go smoko.
by bread infection November 22, 2009

whiplash of the left testicle.
by bread infection January 14, 2007

by bread infection December 28, 2005

to wonder why everytime there's a Urban Dictionary update, theres always 50 new words in the dictionary.
Don't bother me, I'm smerbenning.
by bread infection November 22, 2009

the guy in front of you in the movie theater who has a laser pointer and keeps pointing it at the movie screen (Ahem, Head Of State guy/girl)
That idiot at the movie theater was a conjunck.
by bread infection December 28, 2005

the act of having a painful anus as a result of sodomy, usually accompained by a significant bow-legged gait
1.Jane has a bad case of ass jockulitous
2."Boy howdy, after them colored boys raped me in the joint, I sure had me a bad case of ass jockulitous."
2."Boy howdy, after them colored boys raped me in the joint, I sure had me a bad case of ass jockulitous."
by bread infection October 21, 2005
