Definitions by bransey99
sbroootch
Usually associated with the runs. The sound emitting from your backsid whilst seated at a toilet and taking a watery crap.
He ran quickly, he didn't have much time. He could feel the pangs in his bowels as he opened the bathroom door. He quickly locked the door and sat down on the toilet. "sbroootch" the sound was undeniably diarrhea.
Masturblisters
I had these huge sores on my penis. What a relief, the doctor told me they were just "masturblisters". No prescription needed, just told me to use more hand cream.
Masturblisters by bransey99 February 25, 2009