brandy's definitions
I dated this guy for two weeks, he told me he was single, but then one day while having lunch together, his pregnant girlfriend spotted us and slapped his stupid little slick jewston face.
by Brandy January 31, 2004
Get the slick jewstonmug. by Brandy November 22, 2003
Get the spifforifficmug. by brandy September 27, 2004
Get the skeemug. The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)
"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."
by Brandy October 27, 2004
Get the assplanationmug. A variation (different way of saying)of off the chain. This term can also be associated with "fo sheezie my neezie" hence the term off the heezie. I guess everyone just figured "Off the chain" and "Fo' sho my nigga" were getting pretty old so people decided they had to update it a little. ya know make it ryhme, sound a little better.
Mike: "Yo I hit up the cub last night, fine hoes all up in that bitch"
Mike's Friend: "Word son? We hittin that shit up again tonight"
Mike: "Fo sheezie my neezie, it's finna be off da heezie"
Mike's Friend: "Word son? We hittin that shit up again tonight"
Mike: "Fo sheezie my neezie, it's finna be off da heezie"
by Brandy November 19, 2004
Get the off da heeziemug. African Jump Ball. negro sport involving a basket, a ball, stupid shoes and squeeking around a court
by Brandy February 23, 2005
Get the basketballmug. a part of the finest man to ever walk this earth. I'm a big fan of hai-hai and her daddy. I'd hang with Bonnie & Clyde anytime. Hey EM I'll be hailie's new mommy!!!! I Love You!!!!!
p.s. don't dog kim too bad after all she did make one of the most beautiful kids in the world with the sexiest man ever. DON'T HATE LOL
by BRANDY November 30, 2003
Get the hailie jade MATHERSmug.