brandy's definitions

basketball

African Jump Ball. negro sport involving a basket, a ball, stupid shoes and squeeking around a court

NBA, a league of negros that engage in african jump ball

by Brandy February 23, 2005

atomic fart

A very smelly fart and causes people to gasp for air and eventually have to open the windows.

I think someone died in here or someone let loose an atomic fart.

by Brandy May 15, 2004

assplanation

The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)

"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."

by Brandy October 27, 2004

off da heezie

A variation (different way of saying)of off the chain. This term can also be associated with "fo sheezie my neezie" hence the term off the heezie. I guess everyone just figured "Off the chain" and "Fo' sho my nigga" were getting pretty old so people decided they had to update it a little. ya know make it ryhme, sound a little better.

Mike: "Yo I hit up the cub last night, fine hoes all up in that bitch"
Mike's Friend: "Word son? We hittin that shit up again tonight"
Mike: "Fo sheezie my neezie, it's finna be off da heezie"

by Brandy November 19, 2004

SMH

*Smack my head* or *Smacking my head* in a constant manner.

blonde: yes, they're real!

brunette: *smh*

by Brandy March 14, 2004

alpha kenny wun

"I'll fuck any one"

alpha kenny wun shitface

by Brandy March 19, 2004

go on wit yo bad self

Cheering someone on

Yo girl, you go on wit yo bad self!

by Brandy March 19, 2004