brandon 's definitions

MightyMex

A boy that is Mexican and is very strong and good looking. Also a trum used to describe sexual pleasure

Damn Pablo you are on fly Mighty Mex.
Jill I will give you some Mighty Mex

by Brandon February 9, 2004

Shwang Shwang

sweet,kool,awesome,tight,etc.

for exampl: if sum1 sez they'v got a new g/f u kood say Shwang Shwang

by Brandon September 20, 2003

isn't it

the two words most used by iyer. they express nothing but are extremely hilarious and very nice to count. she says a very lot of "isn't it"s everyday, but it is considered almost impossible for her to say two "isn't it"s in one sentence.

We took the test yesterday, isn't it?
It's on the paper, isn't it?

by Brandon February 28, 2004

debussey

A moist orifice only found in females, also known as vagina, pussy, or cunt. Used during sex as a means to please a woman, or during masturbation when she is horny and alone. Usually used in conjunction with the pleasure received from sex.

I pleased debussey today.

by brandon July 20, 2004

caddywhompus

Refers to all that is crazy. It's kinda like a back-woods slang word.

"Throw thatlure in da' water; it'll make all da' fish go caddywhompus!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

dtd

Short for "Diamond Tooth Daddy." One who gets an ugly or fat chick all worked up an ready to screw. Then once in doggy position just slips the tip in then turns around and runs out of the house never to return.

Bob slipped it in and then ran. He is the o.g. DTD.

by Brandon February 20, 2005

Snare Drum

To grab somebody, usually a person of the opposite sex, by the back of the head and press their face such that their nose is firmly sealed against your asshole. You then break wind, making a "snare drum" sensation that is pleasant for both parties.

Guy 1: Why does Cindy's have shit in her nostrils?

Guy 2: You didn't hear? We were pounding that loud-ass snare drum all night long.

Guy 1: Sweet-ass dude. I'm happy for both of you.

by Brandon March 22, 2004