critter

A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.

Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

California smile

Forcing someone on to the ground, commanding them to open their mouth and place their teeth on the side of a curb or slab of concrete, and then stomping on the back of their head/neck, effectively smashing all of their teeth, breaking their jaw, and possibly killing them.

What happens to the black fellow in American History X. See Bite the Curb

by Brandon August 08, 2004

dougnut fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with any assorted baked good.

"What a doughnut fucker!"

by brandon April 25, 2004

JBW

Abbrev for John Boy Walton (aka JG, Gorst or Sheesh). Typically found in a bar wobbling and staring at women.

"Fancy another 6 pints JBW?"

by Brandon September 02, 2003

dmb

N: Dave Mathews Band also called the best band by Mike and Jake.

I like dmb

by Brandon December 14, 2003

Chriskwanzakuh

(n.) The joint celebration of Christmas, Hannakuh and Kwanzaa. Combines all three major and semi-major holiday wishes (Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa) into one big holiday wish.

Thing 1: Happy Holidays!
Thing 2: Dude, "Happy Holidays" is so lame.
Thing 1: My bad.
Thing 2: You should say "Happy Chriskwanzakuh" instead
Thing 1: "Happy Chryslerwanika!"
Thing 2: ...

by Brandon December 23, 2004

money sauce

A defining moment in competition to belittle your opponent.

that full house was "money sauce," bitch.

by Brandon June 17, 2006