Bettes

"Well-endowed"

"hung like a mule"

Chic: "You're the best I've ever had!"

You: "Well, I'm a Bettes."

Chic: "Oh yeah!" *drools over herself*

by Brandon November 20, 2004

Doofer

a) Noun, Person who fits no other description and must be called a name immediately
b) One who doofs
c) One who likes a doofer but will not act on it

Alex is a very strange kid and everyone seems to be obsessed with his wierdness, and it all goes back to him being a doofer.

by Brandon February 28, 2003

brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

by brandon May 05, 2014

zeddy

A fluffy teddy bear used in kinky sex.

I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis.

by Brandon December 04, 2003

noseblow

To do the exact same thing that someone else has done.

Hey! i did that trick...you blew my nose


man that was a sick trick, im gunna blow your nose

by Brandon January 27, 2005

token

The one ugly girl who is hanging out with a group of good looking girls. Someone in your group will have to "take one for the team" and hang out with the token.

Hey Josh, you get the token tonight!

by Brandon March 02, 2004

crip

A Blue-ag wearing gang that originated in the 1960's. The Bloods are the rivals of this group.

This crip bKe cKrippin cKuzz

by brandon November 22, 2003