Definitions by bradsbadluck
Dropfart
a dropfart is a carefully timed execution of a jump and squat in quick succession with the delivery of a deadly fart into the target's mouth. technique is extremely important. as the crouch is the most important and crucial part as this is when the deadly fart will be delivered with full velocity into the targets mouth. professionals will prepare in advance with very spicy indian or mexican food to prepare the ulimate hot beef power blast. heat is just as important as power as power = heat(*beef) / blast_duration(sq2). this equation must be used for the technique to be 100% effective. usually too much heat can weaken the duration of the blast, so although full stench power is reached, duration is inadequate for a direct hit. A strict training regimen must be observed and ingesting the correct ratio of fart fuel, 24 hours prior to fart ignition, must be carefully prepared and combined, as too much or too little can cause a failed attempt. Drop part gurus consider a bullseye whch is known in the professional game as a direct hit, or a perfect score, in the targets mouth. this considered to be the ultimate dropfart.
Look, its the new kid who started work today, ive been training for this the last year. as soon as he crouches down to lift those pallets am doing to execute a dropfart right in that guys mouth. OK guy's you ready. i hope you been sticking to the diet plan. pair up with partners and put on your mouth guards. you will practise dropfarts on each other until i tell you to stop. anyone caught slacking will take off the mouth guard and i will teach you not to mess around because once you taste one of my drop farts you will never slack again. you got that biatch?
Dropfart by bradsbadluck May 26, 2026
Dropfart
a dropfart is a carefully timed execution of a jump and squat in quick succession with the delivery of a deadly fart into the target's mouth. technique is extremely important. as the crouch is the most important and crucial part as this is when the deadly fart will be delivered with full velocity into the targets mouth. professionals will prepare in advance with very spicy indian or mexican food to prepare the ulimate hot beef power blast. heat is just as important as power as power = heat(*beef) / blast_duration(sq2). this equation must be used for the technique to be 100% effective. usually too much heat can weaken the duration of the blast, so although full stench power is reached, duration is inadequate for a direct hit. A strict training regimen must be observed and ingesting the correct ratio of fart fuel, 24 hours prior to fart ignition, must be carefully prepared and combined, as too much or too little can cause a failed attempt. Drop part gurus consider a bullseye whch is known in the professional game as a direct hit, or a perfect score, in the targets mouth. this considered to be the ultimate dropfart.
Look, its the new kid who started work today, ive been training for this the last year. as soon as he crouches down to lift those pallets am doing to execute a dropfart right in that guys mouth. OK guy's you ready. i hope you been sticking to the diet plan. pair up with partners and put on your mouth guards. you will practise dropfarts on each other until i tell you to stop. anyone caught slacking will take off the mouth guard and i will teach you not to mess around because once you taste one of my drop farts you will never slack again. you got that biatch?
Dropfart by bradsbadluck May 26, 2026
Dropfart
a dropfart is a carefully timed execution of a jump and squat in quick succession with the delivery of a deadly fart into the target's mouth. technique is extremely important. as the crouch is the most important and crucial part as this is when the deadly fart will be delivered with full velocity into the targets mouth. professionals will prepare in advance with very spicy indian or mexican food to prepare the ulimate hot beef power blast. heat is just as important as power as power = heat(*beef) / blast_duration(sq2). this equation must be used for the technique to be 100% effective. usually too much heat can weaken the duration of the blast, so although full stench power is reached, duration is inadequate for a direct hit. A strict training regimen must be observed and ingesting the correct ratio of fart fuel, 24 hours prior to fart ignition, must be carefully prepared and combined, as too much or too little can cause a failed attempt. Drop part gurus consider a bullseye whch is known in the professional game as a direct hit, or a perfect score, in the targets mouth. this considered to be the ultimate dropfart.
Look, its the new kid who started work today, ive been training for this the last year. as soon as he crouches down to lift those pallets am doing to execute a dropfart right in that guys mouth. OK guy's you ready. i hope you been sticking to the diet plan. pair up with partners and put on your mouth guards. you will practise dropfarts on each other until i tell you to stop. anyone caught slacking will take off the mouth guard and i will teach you not to mess around because once you taste one of my drop farts you will never slack again. you got that biatch?
Dropfart by bradsbadluck May 26, 2026
Kongpong
The ultimate pong or shit smell. Scores 10 on the King Kong Strong Pong scale. There is no stronger pong, natural or sythentic. Could be synthesised as a biological weapon, if brewed in copious amounts. Direct inhalation can be hazardous to health, and all orifiices must be sealed in advance if entering a kongpong red zone. Government classified, so potent even connosieurs of power pongs could not appreciate the deadly whiff.
WHat's going on in that top secret government lab in the dessert? Oh, they are testing a nuclear stench blast bomb? that's why your eyes are watering and your nose is running and the dog's going crazy. that's what you call a KongPong, the mother of all pongs. If you smell it run like hell, or you will get kongponged.
Kongpong by bradsbadluck May 26, 2026
shitteepong
a hideous, atrociously pungent smell that can cause panic, confusion, choking and very rarely breathing difficulites, but only in concentrated amounts (needs citation) and can hit around 8 to 10 in the King Kong Very Strong Pong Scale which are exceedingley rare.
what the hell is that smell, i've never smelt anything like it. i feel dizzy. 0k Herbie, don't go any further because that smells real strong. i feel like ive got something stuck in my throat. ok Beavis, quick lets retreat before we are overcome, that ain't no pong, that's a shitteepong. run for your lifes.
shitteepong by bradsbadluck May 25, 2026
nifftastic
Am extremely rotten, nasty pungent tang that produces sheer ecstasty, or a sudden rush, or high to said sniffer. it is known as olfactory heaven to those in the know.
Hey Wooster, have you smelt this rotten carcass laiden with shit, it smells absolutely nifftastic. I bet my dog would love a good niff of this nasty, rotten pong.
nifftastic by bradsbadluck May 25, 2026
Feltching Ferret
A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
Feltching Ferret by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024