Definitions by bradsbadluck
Feltching Ferret
A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
Feltching Ferret by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
Fart Felch
A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.
guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch
Fart Felch by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
Nob Niff
An excessive build up of smelly, mouldy and rotten nob cheese. A term used for stilton dick or cheesey cock syndrome.
Hey girls, who likes the smell of a nice, extra mature bit of nob niff? The doctor has advised that you have a servere case of nob niff. Hey honey, drop your smelly scuds, i want to give you a nicy tasty portion of my 10 year matuee mature nob cheese, what's the going ae
Nob Niff by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
tramp-fart
a very strong, and exeptionally pungent, overpowering fart (not to be mistake with a tramp trump) that is usually a combination of rotten fish (trout and kippers), rotten dog slop, and a tramps mouldy ring piece, though other ingredients can be provided to increase overall strength and power. The fart must be ejected with a high pressure rip to enable the hot beef blast. All of these factors must work in tandem, otherwise it cannot make the grade. A build up of excess gas can generate more boost at the critical moment. Tramp-farts can take up to 72 hours for full brewing potential to occur in the anal brew chamber.
Tramp-farts made headlines tonight as worldwide governments are proposing a new method of mass crown control. Tramp-fart's were first synthesised in 1846 but the chemical formula was made redundant, as other types of stench became more popular. Due to the cheap ingredients needed to generate a unique tramp fart, governments soon realised the potential of unleashing these farts to unspecting enemies as a way of mass fart genocide.
Dialling 911 - Emergeny servies were called to a local football stadium after a tramp gained access through a fire escape exit. The tramp unleased a series of tramp-farts that caused hundreds of people to collape after the ingestion of the extremely pungent power pong. The tramp managed to escape on foot and evaded law enforcment after releasing rapid fart fire at oin
Dialling 911 - Emergeny servies were called to a local football stadium after a tramp gained access through a fire escape exit. The tramp unleased a series of tramp-farts that caused hundreds of people to collape after the ingestion of the extremely pungent power pong. The tramp managed to escape on foot and evaded law enforcment after releasing rapid fart fire at oin
tramp-fart by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
Talking Rhubarb
To talk complete nonsense, usually in a repetitive manner, or / and for a prolonged period. To spout verbal diarrhoea, usually to an audience of participating idiots. if the word absolute is used predominantly, then this used to accentuate the synonym 'Rhubarb'. Whilst there is no actual word that has an identical meaning, disregarding the association to the plant of the name. Often two words can be used to inflect the same meaning. Examples of this would be 'talking dog shit', 'talking broken biscuits', 'spouting shit' and talking out your 'arse / or ass pipe'
Mick, can you do us all a favour and stop talking rhubarb.
All that guy has done all night is talk absolute rhubarb, he needs to give it a rest.
I went to a party last night, and it was full of undesirables, there was this one guy that just sat there and talked rhubarb all night.
He must have been on drugs, because he didn't stop talking for over 8 hours and not one part of it made the slightest bit of sense - I've never seen someone talk absolute rhubarb like this guy did. It was like an assault on the ears.
All that guy has done all night is talk absolute rhubarb, he needs to give it a rest.
I went to a party last night, and it was full of undesirables, there was this one guy that just sat there and talked rhubarb all night.
He must have been on drugs, because he didn't stop talking for over 8 hours and not one part of it made the slightest bit of sense - I've never seen someone talk absolute rhubarb like this guy did. It was like an assault on the ears.
Talking Rhubarb by bradsbadluck July 29, 2022
Shit Spanker
Shit Spankings is the art of picking up a handful of sloppy, stinking dog shit and smacking someone on the head or arse with it causing a dog shit explosion.
Move out the way or you will get shit spanked all over the place. Watch out here comes the Shit Spanker, he's going to shit spank you all over the place you shit shoveller.
Shit Spanker by bradsbadluck September 2, 2018
Scum Chucker
Fuck of you dirty little scum chucker, I will boot you up your sorry arse then shit in your face if you dirty little scum chucker.
Scum Chucker by bradsbadluck July 22, 2015