brad slocum's definitions

blindlessly

recklessly, acting in a beligerent and often unsafe manner

Nigel charged blindlessly up the stairs

by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

punction

to break through or pierce something

I tried to puntion my skin but missed

by Brad Slocum May 12, 2004

SAPA

Society Against Pointless Acronyms

S.O.L. is a pointless acronym for Standards Of Learning- the SAPA should be swooping in any minute now

by brad slocum March 12, 2004

iplod

an insulting term for any type of apple music device

dillon's an apple whore and got an iplod with "dillon murray master of the universe" laser engraved on it

by Brad Slocum May 13, 2005

ionsulting

a word describing a not particularly insulting phrase

"your mom" is played out and ionsulting

by Brad Slocum May 13, 2004

on time and on top

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.

Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"

by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

born with a silver spoon up the arse

When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.

Alan was born with a silver spoon up the arse. That's why he has that accent and such....

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005