bowman's definitions

tub of lard

A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.

"He's a fat tub of lard."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

damn

To condemn, berate, or disparage something; an exclimation of frusteration or anger.

"Oh, damn you!"

"DAMN, I'M MAD!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

Wang Pants

Shorts or pants that show the outline of ur "wang" or penis.

Hahaha Fred is wearing Wang Pants

by Bowman March 30, 2003

pot

A term for mariujana of any sort.

"Let's smoke some pot."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

tickler

One who gains sexual gratification from tickling the desired sexual partner, usually on the ribs or feet. Often a foot lover, in which case tickling is a form of fetish.

"He's a total tickler, it's even in his e-mail address."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

eff

A variant of "fuck" used on Canadian television, primarily "Royal Canadian Air Farce". Youths have been known to use it while quoting, if the word "fuck" should come up in the quotation.

"Aww, eff off!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

head

A clitoris.

Use your big head. Use condoms.

by Bowman June 11, 2006