...a male bitch who causes trouble or makes life miserable for others just because they feel like they can and laughs about all the chaos they're causing...
...Mitch McConnell...
...Mitch McConnell...
Mitch McConnell is blocking everyone from getting their 2000 stimulus checks, he's really living up to his name!
by bottomboy tj December 30, 2020
an event that usually occurs in the celebrity section of Twitter...where one celebrity will make a seemingly ordinary observation or comment on a particular subject, causing hundreds (sometimes thousands) of other celebrities to gather around the original celebrity to give self-indulgent, congratulatory or brilliance to them, making them the BRIGHTEST star in their corner of the universe for the moment...
Elizabeth Banks' observation that Venom looked like he was "eating a dick" in a publicity still triggered a massive GLORY JERK on Twitter as thousands of fellow celebrities came out to call her a "comic genius" and "the sharpest mind in the world".
by bottomboy tj April 25, 2018
to make someone believe one thing, only for it to play out in the opposite direction.
when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.
with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.
by bottomboy tj February 01, 2019
according to the theory of "eternal return", where one is fixed to repeat their own life over and over again infinitely, the people who populate your lives each time are split into two categories:
constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)
variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)
constants are those that will ALWAYS be there with each cycle (family, parents, siblings, children, the individuals you had those children with)
variables are those that change with each cycle, that are not always present around you each time (friends, co-workers)
your life is full of constants and variables. the father of your child is a constant and the woman he cheated on you with is a variable.
by bottomboy tj December 30, 2018
a drag queen who's handsome, muscular and masculine out of drag and sexually attracted to drag queens who are smaller, delicate and feminine out of drag.
by bottomboy tj February 26, 2025
when you take a shit so massive and with such velocity behind it that it forces itself to "disappear" down the toilet tube upon hitting the water, prompting a confused state when you look into the bowl and find it nowhere to be seen
Thomas knew he had a fiber-rich diet and felt it come out but, upon further investigation, didn't see what happened to the log he had produced. He was clearly a victim of his own ghosting.
by bottomboy tj February 07, 2017
when one takes their sense of national pride to extreme levels as to become an unintentionally comical stereotype of what patriotism embodies and deliberately hating those that don't share the same intensity that they have, particularly those from other countries, other races and other religions...they are identified by their over-the-top demonstrations and admirations for national symbols, like hundreds of small American flags on their front yard, attaching gigantic American flags to the back of their pick-up trucks, etc...and their ability to turn any common, everyday conversation no matter how mundane into an instant political debate...the temper on people exhibiting this characteristic is incredibly short and are best avoided whenever possibly, particularly during summer months where heat adds on to their already enflamed attitude and news stories about Black Lives Matter or removal of confederate statues kicks it up several notches...
the family's hopes of having a peaceful family dinner were quickly crushed as father's hyper-neo-nationalism was triggered and he masterfully managed to turn a point over the color of one of the children's shirts into a full-on tirade about the corruption of the mainstream media and why black protestors should be locked up for the rest of their lives.
by bottomboy tj July 06, 2020