Definitions by boredjoey

Pussy 

Something that 15 year old males who spend hours on this site trying to understand rap lyrics will never get.

Random fifteen year old dude: "What is 'crunk juice'? Let me check Urban Dictionary!"

His older brother: "Dude, you are never getting any pussy."

Pussy by boredjoey July 28, 2008

asshole 

A penis receptacle that gay dudes feel is superior to the pussy. Normally full of shit.

Steve: "Hey Marshall, feel like a little lovemaking tonight?"
Marshall: "Sure, come over and jam your cock in my asshole."

asshole by boredjoey July 22, 2008

special OPS

Code word for referring to Obvious Plastic Surgery while in the presence of the surgically enhanced individual, often referring to a female with fake breasts.

A female with obviously fake boobs walks by.

Dude1: "Yeah, I'm thinking about the army, special ops."
Dude2: "Totally."

The female leaves.

Dude1: "So fake. Her nipples were coming out of her collarbone."
Dude2: "I'd still hit that."
Dude1: "Definitely."

special OPS by boredjoey April 15, 2006