bonelesspizza's definitions

Melancholy Hour

When you want to drink alcohol because you feel depressed. (10:00 - 11:00)

Oh boy. Would you look at the time. It's Melancholy Hour. *sobs while attempting to drink*

by bonelesspizza June 18, 2017

bidi

The toe you hit with a table.

My bidi broke into pieces.

by bonelesspizza November 23, 2016

whales

Another word for fat people. Mostly used as a sign of offensive contact.

My parents are whales.

by bonelesspizza April 13, 2017

Thriday

When it's Thursday but the excitement of Friday starts to kick in.

Uh oh. It's Thriday. I think I need to prepare.

by bonelesspizza March 4, 2017

The Pants Dance

The Pants Dance is the dance you make while fitting in pants. How to do it is simple. You just grab your hips and make it move, move as slow so it can smooth. Keep your feet as still as you can, while avoiding the task to stand. This might take time to complete, but doing it wrong is for defeat. Circle your hips until your done, as you can see the dance was fun. Thank you.

The Pants Dance can dance your pants while you dance the pants if the pants can dance while dancing in pants while you dance the pants while the pants will dance in the dancing made by you dancing The Pants Dance.

by bonelesspizza December 30, 2016

friendcognito

When your friend lies to you but not to another person.

Eric: So the party is gonna be at 4:00 PM. You got it?
Wallace: Sure. I'll catch up later.
(Randy walks in)
Randy: So when is the party?
Eric: Oh. It's cancelled.
Randy: Oh. Ok.
(Randy leaves)
Wallace: friendcognito?
Eric: friendcognito.

by bonelesspizza December 26, 2016

Diet Chicago

A place where there is no crime and has a very trustworthy population.

Living in Diet Chicago is such a paradise.

by bonelesspizza April 5, 2017