bonelesspizza's definitions

Diplomatic Idiot

A non-political adult who does not understand how politics works

Brian was a Diplomatic Idiot.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

♀

Women.

Amirite? *ba dum tsss* ♀

by bonelesspizza December 13, 2016

Goldenberger's Speech Impediment

Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)

(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.

by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016

human noise

When you try to guess the noise a human makes.

Human: Quack.
Duck: *human noise*

by bonelesspizza April 8, 2017

Election 2016

A mistake you should not have done.

America: We did Election 2016
Japan: Haha! You guys are losers
America: We're gonna have to bomb you.

by bonelesspizza November 23, 2016

noncomprehendo

When one thing is nowhere related to the other.

Guy 1: I got an A on my test.
Guy 2: The akin nightmare prosecutes the recovery.

Guy 1: Ok. I see you have noncomprehendo. right?
Guy 2: Another flipping specialist nicknames the manpower.

by bonelesspizza February 16, 2017

Mew

Only the BEST FUCKING POKEMON IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE. THIS BADASS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS ONCE YOU FUCK WITH IT. WHAT IS YOUR POKEMON? PIKACHU? BULBASOR? A FUCKING TURTLE LOOKIN ASS? GET THOSE BITCHASS POKEMON AWAY FROM THIS BADASS. 100 PERCENT GUARANTEED TO FUCKING SLAY YO ASS. NO FUCKS GIVEN.

Damn, Mew is so badass. I don't give a shit if it's small.

by bonelesspizza April 18, 2018