35 definitions by bonelesspizza

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When one thing is nowhere related to the other.
Guy 1: I got an A on my test.
Guy 2: The akin nightmare prosecutes the recovery.

Guy 1: Ok. I see you have noncomprehendo. right?
Guy 2: Another flipping specialist nicknames the manpower.
by bonelesspizza February 16, 2017
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When your friends dare you to do something risky but you don't feel like it but then you do it.
A: Why did you steal my lunch?
B: It was nopendable.
by bonelesspizza February 03, 2017
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When you can't find some(one/thing)so you say it is off to Narnia.
Guy 1: Where's Jon?
Guy 2: He's Off to Narnia.
by bonelesspizza December 13, 2016
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Graham Crackers are like nature's flat cookies. Oreos are also cookies. Oreos also have vanilla filling. Vienna Fingers are also vanilla. They also have filling. Vienna Fingers are from Keebler. You know what else is from Keebler? Cheez-Its. Cheez-Its are also flat cookies just like Graham Crackers. Graham Crackers are part of Nabisco. You know what else is from Nabisco? Oreos. Oreos are delicious chocolate cookies. You know what other chocolate cookie there is? Chocolate Graham Crackers. Nature's second chocolate cookies. Right behind Oreos. Oreos are cookies made by Nabisco in 1912. You know what else is from 1912? The Republic of China. China produces cookie sticks that are made out of Oreos. You know what other cookies are made to sticks? Graham Crackers. Graham Sticks are made by Back To Nature Foods. And like I said, Graham Crackers are nature's flat cookies. You know all this means? It means that Graham Crackers are a very good snack.
Graham Crackers are a type of cookie confectionery that lots of people eat.
by bonelesspizza December 27, 2016
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America: We did Election 2016
Japan: Haha! You guys are losers
America: We're gonna have to bomb you.
by bonelesspizza November 23, 2016
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Talking while replacing every vowel you say with "er"
(Origin: Ermahgerd Meme)
(e.g. of Goldenberger's Speech Impediment) ERMAHGERD GERSBERMPS MERVIE ERS SER FERN.
by bonelesspizza December 16, 2016
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