blonde

Lets look at these definitions here. You see, blonde people dont become stupid JUST because of their hair color. For some strange reason the vast majority of people are attracted to blondes, and then they hit on them. After a while, the guys start trying and trying and trying to seduce them by giving them gifts and crap like that, which gives the girl the idea that she can have any man she wants, so she wont have to try hard in life. Stupid people are known to have little learning experiences. When a person gets everything they want, they have few learning experiences, making them stupid. It is not because of the hair dyes, or genetics, or whatever. It is THE HUMAN SOCIETY that is spoiling our blondes, which is making them really stupid.

I would appreciate the next few definitions to add on to "Bojizzles blonde theory."

by bojzzle September 18, 2004

TMJ

A dentist's code for feeling up your titties. If you get a horny dentist, he'll ask to check your TMJ and then he'll touch you inappropriately.

Dentist: Cindy, let me check your TMJ

Cindy: ok...

(Dentist feels her up)

Cindy: NOOOOOOOOO!! I have a boyfriend!!

by bojzzle April 01, 2009

California Orange

Type of weed that has spots of orange in it. Sometimes will make you horny.

DAAAAAYYUUM. That california orange is some good shit man. Wheres that bakery slut so I can get a nut off?

by bojzzle April 26, 2006

ho business

pimpin, prostitution, ballin, etc.

"In hollywood they say, theres no business like showbusiness. In the hood we say, there's no business like ho business, BITCH!!!"--50 cent (P.I.M.P)

by bojzzle September 25, 2004

dip the turtle

have sex. Comes from the head being shaped as a turtle dipping into a very wet pussy.

"so you spent five hours with the girl, and you didnt even dip the turtle, man!"--Mike and Gary (its a show on Comedy Central)

by bojzzle October 06, 2004

Disney Relationship

A relationship where a girl finds a "handsome prince" that "treats her like a princess" and "they live happily ever after" The chances of finding a relationship like this are slim to none, probably because guys will be guys and they dont believe in that bullshit.

Girls all search for them all their lives, but are going to have to accept that Disney is pure fake and the world doesn't work like that.

She be hatin, shit!
cuz she be fiendin for disney relationships

by bojzzle October 13, 2007

gangsta treats

The benefits a chick gets when she dates a gangsta. more often its more physical than status-wise. kind of like "eye candy" or "the lollipop" or "the white stuff that squirts down a chicks throat" are all examples of gangsta treats. Synonym to "pimp juice"

Gangsta: wadup baby, u want some gangsta treats?

Chick: aite

Gangsta: *pulls out dick*

by bojzzle January 09, 2007