bojzzle's definitions

myka stauffer

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.

Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)

by bojzzle May 28, 2020

omigod

preppish for "Oh my God"

omigod! itotallywalkedinonmyboyfriend I cantbelievehes TOTALLY like..tryingtogetabiggerdick becausehes NEVER goingtogetone. IthinkIshouldjustbreakupwithhimforthat.

by bojzzle December 7, 2004

cottage cheese

money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.

I got hella cottage cheese. I been selling coke.

by bojzzle September 25, 2004

dig it

Like it at an extreme level

Damn I hella dig it when my bitch sucks all the jizz outta my dick when im bussin

by bojzzle September 10, 2006

triple double

where you bump yo dick against another dude's three times in two bump segments

"ey you aint gettin that picture till you give me a triple double!!"

by bojzzle April 17, 2005

Dirty Harry

Another name for Proof from D12

Analogy: EMINEM: SLIM SHADY
as
PROOF: DIRTY HARRY

by bojzzle July 9, 2004