Chicken and beer, simple as that
Fry me up a happy meal, bitch!
where men are from who cant get any
men are from mars, women are from venus, Joel's from pluto cuz he has a small penis
A dentist's code for feeling up your titties. If you get a horny dentist, he'll ask to check your TMJ and then he'll touch you inappropriately.
Dentist: Cindy, let me check your TMJ
Cindy: ok...
(Dentist feels her up)
Cindy: NOOOOOOOOO!! I have a boyfriend!!
where you bump yo dick against another dude's three times in two bump segments
"ey you aint gettin that picture till you give me a triple double!!"
money made at a drug farm. Cuz the drugs are planted outside, they sell em, the money goes to the little cottage thats at the drug farm, then they buy a lotta shit with it.
I got hella cottage cheese. I been selling coke.
Buy a
cottage cheese
mug!
a pussy that if you stick your dick into it, you'll never get desperate again. You'll be the most confident motherfucker on the face of the earth, and will start to accept girls for who they are, rather than what they got. Very few girls have it. Not all celebrity women have it, even some girls who aren't celebrities, but just very hot bitches have it. approximately 1/1000 jocks have gotten it, and some male celebrities.
I hit the magic pussy and bust both nuts permanently. What a mess, but it felt good tho.
Money, cash, cream, cheese, etc.
"and pimps be on a mission for them greens"- Dr. Dre (California love)
