Definitions by bogosuperelf

69 

The number of chromosomes Dave has.

Gillian: How many chromosomes do homosapiens have?
Dave: Wha? I have 69. No homo.

69 by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

sss 

Selfish Swine Syndrome

Dave: I went down on all the other girls in your school because I wanted to have sex but to save my virginity for you.
Gillian: sss

sss by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

Mikayla 

Terminally obsessed with Brian. Typically seen in bridal attire just in case Brian proposes.

Mikayla: After I finish washing Brian's feet with my hair, I hope he notices my empty ring finger and pops the question.

Mikayla by bogosuperelf July 19, 2020

disappointment 

disappointment would be an improvement to what we are

Gillian was outraged when Dave offered to sell her his dick for a cool mil but it improved to mere disappointment after he bought her a pair of socks.

disappointment by bogosuperelf July 4, 2020

Hornee 

A victim of someone else's horniness.

A rape game prostitute that doesn't get paid.

Dave: Do you like how I bazoinked you with my tiny penis and taser gun.
Gillian: I am a Hornee.

Hornee by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020

Beef Gardener 

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

Beef Gardener by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020