eyetalian

An Italian with blue eyes.

George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.

by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

Yellow

In Psychological terms the color of repressed anger.

My therapist told me that my mom's yellow kitchen was because my dad used to beat her every time he was drunk.

by bogosuperelf October 27, 2020

Opera

Music made by constipated birds.

I felt like listening to music made by constipated birds so I put on some Opera.

by bogosuperelf November 20, 2020

Dance

Dance music is music made by constipated chickens.

I was tired of listen to dance made by constipated chickens so I got a country CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Injun

Never water your plants, trees, ferns, mosses, lichens, and flowers with alcohol, instead use eggs shells.

My mom dressed up as a turtle, put and egg in vinegar and drank it then she watered the garden with Jack Daniels and all the plants died. She learned Injun the hard way.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.

Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.

by bogosuperelf June 29, 2020