Dance

Dance music is music made by constipated chickens.

I was tired of listen to dance made by constipated chickens so I got a country CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Classical

Music made by constipated cows.

I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

niggars

cute little chipmunks and squirrels often seen smoking cigars

look at those adorable niggars at the park with their tiny little cigars, I will hug them and pet them and keep them for my very own.

by bogosuperelf November 08, 2020

Opera

Music made by constipated birds.

I felt like listening to music made by constipated birds so I put on some Opera.

by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020

Tiktok-Elligence

When someone fluently speaks references to Tik-Tok or youtubers in attempts to prove that they in fact have no life other than watching their neighbors home videos.

A metaphor citing from Tik-tok or youtubers is how urban dictionary has become predominantly full of people boasting Tiktok-Elligence.

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

69

The number of chromosomes Dave has.

Gillian: How many chromosomes do homosapiens have?
Dave: Wha? I have 69. No homo.

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020