bobbyt's definitions

monkey bumps

the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush

That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

stink rag

the towel used to wipe the man snot out of the bar slut's pussy between bonings while she's getting gang banged

"better wring that stink rag out-a busload of sailors just pulled in"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

wet donkey jacket

a very thick winter coat worn in the U.K.-used as an example to illustrate the strength of a hard on

Dude 1:Did you see the rack on that blonde?
Dude 2:Did I ever,you could hang a wet donkey jacket on my cock right now

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

ppzzus

A huge homosexual who likes to stick things up his ass.

Hey goatse is such a ppzzus

by BobbyT September 15, 2004

soup

Really bad B.O.,there are varying degrees;with Campbells chicken noodle soup being the worst

Dude- do you EVER shower? It smells like campbell's soup in here

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

brown mouse

a turd that makes an early escape when you have to shit and can't find a bathroom

Dude- I gotta go change,the brown mouse just crawled out of his hole

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Fuckface

literally a fluffer or someone who performs oral sex. But more of a put-down as in someone who is only good enough for oral sex.

Yo stupid ass sista is nonthin but a nasty ass fuckface.

by BobbyT March 13, 2005