bob jones 's definitions

Ddev

The BEST darn impact turn ever. Growth bad in a nutshell.

"Group the DAs, go straight down, here comes Ddev!"

by Bob Jones November 9, 2003

eminuendo

Something sexual 😏😏

*someone having a massage* "I like it hard"
*someone yells in the distance* "EMINUENDO"

by bob jones April 3, 2016

the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

by bob jones March 19, 2005

piano

(noun) an ancient method of torture devised by cruel parents in order to deprive their children of the will to resist

Parent: Go practice the piano now! No getting off that bench until you've played an hour and a half!

by bob jones March 17, 2005

turn the pages

to lick your fingers before rubbing a female's pussy

" Dude...did you turn her pages?"

"Hell yeah i did"

by bob jones March 24, 2004

fakey

When having sex and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before orgasming and then spit on her back. When she turns around you then shot on her face.

So I was doing my girlfriends sister last night, and then I gave her a fakey!

by Bob Jones November 25, 2003

rusty gertch

A term for a gay swiss/mexican with an affinity for animal sex.

Edgar gave Robby D a rusty Gertch!

by bob jones March 19, 2005