bob hastle's definitions

hobbit

you call someone a hobbit...when they are always quiet and it is like dating a moss coverd rock

My ex boyfriend was a mutant hobbit

by bob hastle February 20, 2005

briar patch

the name given to the ugliest boys in the bunch....the raddish out of all the apples and plums

Look at that raddish straight outta the briar patch

by bob hastle February 20, 2005

sarnick

a person who is considered an evil bitch who went out with your boyfriend and is still obsessed with him....she is usully nerdy and has fat legs...

That girl sarah is my boyfriend*s sarnick!!!

by bob hastle February 21, 2005

popcorn fart

wen you have to fart for a very long period of time and it builds up in the buttox and you let go a egg smell and it feels like the popcorn exploded...and it burns like hell

it was hotter than a popcorn fart last night

by bob hastle February 14, 2004

juliahna

beautiful gurl with sexy moves..great smile n perfect boobs*
nice ass n blazin lips*
perfect in every single way except wen she gets naugtay :\

that gurl is such a juliahna* i hate her!!!!!

by bob hastle February 14, 2004

sexulant

able to put you in the mood
sexy as they come--
a moment you will always remember (atleast in your pants)

wooff was she a sexualant

by bob hastle February 15, 2004

Splurge

to let go sweet sticky cum*
to let the moo juice spill
to let the splurge spill in yea womens mouth and/or down the breasts..(enjoying and pain staking)

i let out a splurge and got biatch slapped

by bob hastle February 15, 2004