bob hastle's definitions

sarnick

a person who is considered an evil bitch who went out with your boyfriend and is still obsessed with him....she is usully nerdy and has fat legs...

That girl sarah is my boyfriend*s sarnick!!!

by bob hastle February 21, 2005

hobbit

you call someone a hobbit...when they are always quiet and it is like dating a moss coverd rock

My ex boyfriend was a mutant hobbit

by bob hastle February 20, 2005

briar patch

the name given to the ugliest boys in the bunch....the raddish out of all the apples and plums

Look at that raddish straight outta the briar patch

by bob hastle February 20, 2005

ass bag

a person who resembles a ass n looks like an old bag...if the appearence doesnt match...you can still be an assbag if your a gay dirty hoe

wow danielle is such an ass bag for gettin her belly button pierced with a corn poker!!!!(her parents used during sexual intercorse

by bob hastle February 23, 2004

dumbo ears

fat person that wears a thong...and the but cheecks flap around(usually said by male partner)

hun your ass looks like dumbo ears!!

by bob hastle February 20, 2004

pussy hump

-when a women has an upper hump and a lower hump in ones stomache and the lower hump is a pussy hump

i have to lift my wifes pussy hump during sex

by bob hastle February 20, 2004

swamp ass

*when the ass region feels hot wet and murkey...

hey hunni get the baby's desiten i have swamp ass for the third time this week!

by bob hastle February 20, 2004