bob barker's definitions

south oaks

A place where they stick a metal razor tiped hose in your rectum to "cleanse the dirty goblins that infect your soul and eat your mind.

Haxaobar screamed as the orderly Kipkinkif insewrted the sharm metal hose into the anus, blood spat upon the clean weathered white walls and he tryed to plead for mercy, thus doctor Choabungga projuced it is good it is nice breath the goblins away i have a big penis in your mom.

by bob barker July 1, 2003

morphling

N.V.AV.PN. ect....another word for god,
...the mean side of god.

morphling is out, i will die soon.

by Bob Barker May 29, 2003

Narsty

Beyond nasty; nasty with an "r"

Tina turner

by Bob Barker June 21, 2003

Man Face

A woman who's face resembles that of a man.

Dude, that Brittany that goes to our school has a really manly face. She's a man face.

by Bob Barker June 17, 2005

ass clam

n. a assclam is a person who, is always wrong talks shit and falls on his cock

by Bob Barker May 29, 2003

Trajacktory

The arc and range of a urethral load of gizzum. A landing zone of sizable distance from the origin of the shot is considered to be "good" trajacktory.

Hey man - ever since that episode with the corkscrew and the five iron my trajacktory's been off its game. I need more perk in my jerk. Bitch where's my money.

by Bob Barker February 14, 2005