Definitions by bob

Led Zeppelin

1.Incredible '70's rock band. Under rated by modern generation. founders of heavy metal. British, better than any americant band who cant pronounce "alone", "i mow a lawn"
2. failed airship.
3. that that which does not follow convention.

"conducting a Led Zeppelin"

Led Zeppelin by bob March 28, 2005

pop music 

misleading term in that it is not actually music. It is mearly the veicle derrived by the media to direct public opinion. "pop bands" such as Mcfly, Girls aloud, or the Faders have no control therefore over their shelf life.

Shame sum bands are around far too long

pop music by bob March 28, 2005

kfc

Place where I work and get paid

I work at KFC. I am an employee at KFC

kfc by bob March 27, 2005

bofer 

sub-terrianian mammal that usually has two buckteeth and coloration varies from snowy white to dirty brown. They eat puppy chow and are a cross-breed between a puppy and a gopher. Usually bad pets because they always try to dig into your flesh and furniture around the house with his stubby claws.

That bofer is fukcing up the living room with his stubby nails!!!!

bofer by bob March 26, 2005

placenta

A versitle sack of flesh, commonly used for feeding fetuses and making placenta lasanga.

Honey, I'm going in the other room. I'll grab the baby, you grab the placenta basket.

placenta by Bob March 26, 2005

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead 

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead by Bob March 26, 2005

Winky Bag 

A tiny ugly little nad sack

A scrotum that is tiny and shrivelled due to extensive radiation exposure and frequent masturbation (wanking)

Winky Bag by Bob March 26, 2005