bob's definitions

weirdo

the act of using your foot for masterbation

stop giving yourself a wierdo in my presence

by BOB December 4, 2004

unntss

1.a noise that you make that comes from your throat

2.a noise made during sex

1.i like to unntss unntss

2."honey why are you UNNTSSing while we are fucking?"

by BOB December 4, 2004

shrinky dink

when your penis shrinks too much

Shrinky dink

by Bob February 13, 2004

fass

short for fucking ass

Dad, ur such a fass

by Bob February 13, 2004

zatort

pulverize, pummel

After I zatort him, he'll have plenty of bruises and a couple black eyes.

by bob February 13, 2004

schmegma blaster

The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.

My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving my schmegma blaster.

by Bob February 13, 2004

chubby baldy

One who is both chubby and balding.

Samuel Rees

by Bob February 13, 2004