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Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.
BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!
by Bob December 20, 2004
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pseudo chance

whine whine whine
i whinge about everything
omg stop spawn raping
we lost. gg n00bs
by Bob March 14, 2004
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Steak and Shake

The process of making a person felate you, spit it back out into your anal cavity, and retrieve it with their tongue.
Katy is such a slut, she gave me a steak and shake last night.
by bob September 28, 2003
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Surya

Meaning sun god in sanskript
We went to the temple to worship Surya
by Bob May 13, 2005
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macmaster

a gentleman, pimp, and/or governer who provides, encourages, and/or illicits sexual gratification and guidance to women/men of less than acceptable proportions/lengths.
That macmaster needs to stop looking at mens asses.
by bob December 20, 2004
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tea room

a public men's restroom used for homosexual activity
That faggot wanted to take me to a tea room.
by bob December 3, 2003
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dalydiculous

swinging so hard you hit yourself in the back of the head on your follow through
Her tee shot was dalydiculous on the 18th hole.
by bob April 16, 2005
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