manatee

A brown herbivorous sea mammal that is home to Florida, and mainly the Everglades National Park

From time to time I dream that I’m a manatee
Undulating underneath the sea
Unshackled by the chains of idle vanity
A modest manatee, that’s me

I look just like a chubby, brown banana-tee
As I nose along the cozy ocean floor
Immune from human folly and inanity
That’s why a manatee is such a happy, herby bore

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
I’m every bit as wrinkled as my grannity
No difference between my face and fanity
A noble manatee, well, that’s me

With the dietary habits of a manatee
I never fail to lick my platter clean
I sprinkle seaweed on my raisin branity
The perfect manatee cuisine

With my wit, sophistication and urbanity
I dignify my watery domain
No one near will ever hear me use profanity
Because a manatee has his image to maintain

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
I keep my reputation spick and spanity
No difference between my face and fanity
A speakly manatee, well, that's me

Encumbered by my lumbering giganity
I’m thought to be an ocean going brute
The least appealing creature on the planety
But to a manatee, I’m cute

I prefer my world of silence and of sanity
But my underwater friends don’t all agree
For whenever I am dreaming I’m a manatee
Somewhere a manatee is dreaming that he is me

I’m a manatee, I’m a manatee
Outside the fold of boring old humanity
No difference between my face and fanity
I’m a rolly polly, jelly rolly, sugar bowly
Heart and souly manatee, that’s me

by bluestinger66 March 27, 2023

tenten

A diacritic (゛) used with Japanese kana to mark a consonant as voiced

Some of the consonants in Japanese can be hardened by adding “grammatical markers” called “tenten” and “maru” in Japanese. They are added to the hiragana/katakana characters. The tenten look a bit like speech marks, and maru is a circle.

by bluestinger66 January 23, 2023

noodlesaurus

A dinosaur that eats noodles

Have you ever thought of how a noodlesaurus might look like? Actually, there are about 1,000 of them on the whole planet. A noodlesaurus looks like a bird with a long neck and a long tail, and has webbed feet so that it can swim in the water.

by bluestinger66 April 15, 2023

aazzbbyyccxxddwweevvffuuggtthhssiirrjjqqkkpplloommnn

Since your friend has tried every alphabet pattern or keyboard combination, you give him another, even more amazing one by starting from the outer letters of the alphabet and going inward, writing down each one two times.

Hey, guess what. I just came up with an excellent thing to type into Google. It’s aazzbbyyccxxddwweevvffuuggtthhssiirrjjqqkkpplloommnn.

by bluestinger66 October 24, 2022

fkaocoebbeocoakf

Let’s take it this way:
“Facebook” is the corpus of this palindrome. Between these letters you mix in the same word but backwards, starting between F and A.
Can be spelled with a lowercase letter to refer to a person who has more than one Facebook account, or with a capital letter to refer to any ofthe hundreds of clones of this word.

Why is my brother creating so many Facebook accounts? He’s such a fkaocoebbeocoakf!

by bluestinger66 February 4, 2025

quotation marks

A punctuation mark used to indicate the beginning and end of a quoted passage, or to indicate that a word or phrase is slang

There are several types of quotation marks:
single (‘ ’)
double (“ ”)
angular (« »)

by bluestinger66 November 21, 2022

nitrogen base

A molecule that contains nitrogen and has the chemical properties of a base, also called a nitrogenous base

The nitrogen bases in DNA are adenine (A), guanine (G), thymine (T), and cytosine (C). In RNA, thymine is replaced with another nitrogen base, which is uracil (U).

by bluestinger66 November 10, 2022