blue ship's definitions

kagool

a kagool is a waterproof top worn by hikers and sheep shaggers all over the united kingdom.

a kagool is usually bright orange.

by blue ship September 30, 2006

dog end

a dog end is the tastiest part of a cigarette as far as most tramps in nottingham are concerned. to find one a tramp, someone like my mate the freak, would go to a bus station or hospital and wait like a vulture for every dog end of every smoker around. people like this get millions of pounds in benefits each week but they never buy cigarettes just fag papers to roll up their latest dirty nubs

if only you could see my ash tray freak, it is full of cleaner dog ends

by blue ship October 5, 2006

my mate

someone you introduce to others when you really ain't got a clue who they are

do you wanna be my mate

by blue ship October 1, 2006

rotherham united

a south yorkshire football team of scrap metal merchants who play in a scrapyard

rotherham united nil

by blue ship September 8, 2006

east anglia

East Anglia is the second largest inbreed capital in europe with Rotherham being the undisputted leader in ths field. A field is a very common place to find many an East Anglian where they would often brave treacherous storms to indulge in the pleasures of sheep love. The sheep in East Anglia have over the past few centuries become used the local practices therefore when they hear that rustle of a kagool the creature would automatically assume position in which to offer the East Anglian complete satisfaction

East Anglia. It's a nice place to go on holiday,especially if you like sheep

by blue ship September 5, 2006

shit and shower

how prison inmates would describe a short term sentence in prison such as one or two months

there long enough for a shit and shower and then go home

by blue ship October 5, 2006

you're my wife now dave

the catchphrase of the league of gentlemens apocolypse character papa lazarous. a very strange creation who i myself idolise

papa say you're my wife now dave

by blue ship October 1, 2006