Footprints in the Sand

My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,

it was then that ******I carried you.******* WROOONNGGGG....

Read it the right way...
Read it my way….

My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,

it was then that ********you yourself have to carry your own self out of your own life's messes.********"
You can never pray to ALIENS from the 13th planet to vindicate yourself from your own life's problems, mistakes, paranoia, Debt, etc… you have to vindicate yourself with everything you have done wrong on THIS PLANET...

Footprints in the Sand
Placebo "Infra-RED"
Placebo "Meds"
Placebo = altered Free Choice
by blthrskt November 28, 2009
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sugars

a nickname given to someone if he/she is a diabetic and needs insulin day 2 day...originated in Staten Island, NY, crew...GOMD Gods of mass destruction
brother: hey whats up sugars...did u take your insulin yet???
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gloop gloop

the sound a shit or turd makes when your on the toilet, hitting the water, defecating...that makes a gloopy sound...
I had so much shit in my colon all i heard was gloop gloop gloop...when it all came out..
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couched

i was couched...
couching someone means when a couple fight and live together, one, usually the male, gets kicked out of the bedroom and goes and sleeps on the couch, meaning he just got couched...

being in the doghouse...
Guy1: I just had a big fight with my girl...

Guy2: So have you been couched??

Guy1: Yup...
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autofellatio

sucking one's own dick, self sucking, self-service blowjob
2 do this, u need a flexible spine or a large/long dick
My friend can suck his own dick!!! He's double jointed and has an enormous cock!!!I think it's called "autofellatio"!!!
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typo-squatting

say you want to search on Google.com for teletubbies.com, britneyspears.com, metallica.com, linkinpark.com, (or any other website with correct spelling names,) and you misspell the proper name such as mettallica.com, linkinnparc.com, (because you don't know the correct spelling) you are directed to porn sites or spyware.
and most of these typos are done by children who are under the age of 18...see also cyber-squatters
Man1: Let's see if I can get some information on the band "metallica" on "google"....now, how do u spell "metallica", is it 1 "T" and 2 L's or is it 2 T's and 1 "L"...i hope i don't get any typo-squatting porn websites....
typo-squatting
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ruse

ruse
trickery of the mind
trickery of the soul mind

a trick, a stratagm, crafty
fake
(rooze or roose, like loose)
a person can be called a "ruse"
They just ruse up the bus,
they just ruse up the joint!!!
It's a ruse world!!!!

They put ruse people like informants on the bus to tail the suspect. Can't detect who is the ruse but you have some suspicion that it is a "ruse" bus...
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