Definitions by blossombaby

cratch 

a ripe crotch in need of a good scrub

Why won't Jimmy wash his stanky assed cratch?

cratch by blossombaby December 23, 2013

ass stone 

A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.

I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out

ass stone by blossombaby December 23, 2013

bone be dead 

Dick that can't get hard.
Erectile dysfunction.

"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."

bone be dead by blossombaby August 9, 2012

Junk Monkey 

Hoarder who can't stay still long enough to through the crap out. Junk piles everywhere.

I was at Liz's house yesterday, man she's a junk monkey.

Junk Monkey by blossombaby June 14, 2011