blah's definitions

mahir

The infamous creator of the I Kiss You!!! website.

This is my page .......

WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!!

I KISS YOU !!!!!

I like music , I have many many musicenstrumans my home I can play

I like sport , swiming , basketball ,tenis , volayball , walk .........

I like sex

I like travel I go 3-4 country every year

I went , Germany , Nederland , Belgium , Austria , Denmark, Sweden , Hungary

Moldovia , Ukraina , Bulgaria , Romania , Macedonia ,Azerbaijan , Georrgia , Iran .....

by Blah August 9, 2003

ass belonker

One who eats from another's ass

Eat penguin shit, you ass belonker

by Blah December 7, 2003

d/w

don't worry

<yo>: sorry, can't go out 2nite!
<tu>: d/w, maybe next time then

by blah November 20, 2003

Shiznits

1. Something either exceptionally good or exceptionally bad.
2. A variation of the word "shit".

1. "That movie was the shiznits!"
2. "You don't know shiznits; now go get me a damn beer!"

by Blah May 12, 2003

nu-metal

A pathetic attempt to use the term "metal" to create a tough, hard image for shitty music that bears little, if any, resemblence to actual metal music.

There are dozens of sub-genres of metal out there, each with different sounds and everything... and nu-metal is NOT one of them.

John Petrucci plays more notes in one Dream Theater solo than all of the members of Linkin Park have ever played in their whole rotten lives, combined.

Granted, you don't *need* to have solos in your songs for them to be good. But it helps to at least have the *ability* to play them, which nu-metal bands obviously do not. It also helps to be able to write a song without picking random power chords on the guitar until a few of them sound good.

Turn on the radio, you'll hear some.

by blah November 5, 2004

Dr. Phil

a assmonkey

Dr. Phil is a stupid assmonkey

by blah January 5, 2004

dumbo

An idiot that would do something stupid like act like an idiot.

Spane is a ghey fool.

by Blah January 19, 2004