black flag's definitions

Iceland

A chain of UK based supermarkets specialising in frozen food

mum's been to Iceland, it's frozen peas again for tea.

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

ducks and drakes

UK term for skimming stones across the surface of a body of water. (origin obscure)

To relax Archie would spend hours on the beach alone with his thoughts whilst playing ducks and drakes

by black flag May 29, 2004

incest

The way the British royal family keeps itself German.

It is illegal for any member of the British family to marry anyone who isn't a blood relative. (Thanks to the 'Royal marriage act' of 1716) Even lady diana was a distant cousin.

by black flag July 14, 2004

Queens Park

A scottish football team based in Glasgow who have to suffer the ignomy of playing in the countries biggest stadium infront of the nations smallest crowds.

Average Queens park home gate = 150
hampden park holds around 65,000

by black flag June 2, 2004

freaks

Hippies, flower children, the beautiful people.

The freaks love the Furry Freak Brother Comics

by black flag June 2, 2004

new labour

Class traitor thatcherites

Most of tony blair and his cronies make thatcher look like a social reformer.

by black flag June 24, 2004

spanglemonkey

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.

I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.

by black flag June 27, 2004