black flag's definitions

kentucky fried mouse

UK slang

Any fast food chain that is lapse in it's standards of service. Term derives from an infamous incident at a Bristol KFC in the 1980's when Kentucy Fried Mouse was indeed on the menu.

I'm feeling peckish, I'm gonna pop out for a kentucky Fried Mouse.

by black flag June 2, 2004

USS Cole

UK slang

A ship that's got a hole in it.

3 degrees to starboard helmsman we don't wanna be a USS Cole do we?

by black flag June 2, 2004

mutu

A form of shamanism, heralds from africa where mutu men are often employed by soccar clubs in the way European and American sporting teams often employ chaplins.

(Most African teams employ chaplins as well as mutu men)

Ghana lost their last game. They put the defeat down to bad mutu.

by black flag June 2, 2004

cider

An alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice that oils the wheels of society in the West of England

see also scrumpy, zyder, white cider

You aint lived until you've got ratted on cider.

by black flag June 2, 2004

zyder

The correct pronounciation of cider, a potent aloholic brew much loved by wurzels, crusty's, and school kids

Oi drank up me zyder and was as pissed as a newt.

by black flag June 2, 2004

white cider

A form of cider where the appley goodness has been replaced by nasty hangover enducing chemicals.

Last night I was drinking white cider, this morning it feels like they are building a motorway through my brain.

by black flag June 2, 2004

yorkshire pudding

1) A side dish of oven baked batter traditionally eaten by the English with roast beef

2) A clapped out has been cricketer. See Geoff Boycott

Can I have some yorkshire pudding please mum?

by black flag June 2, 2004