Queens Park

A scottish football team based in Glasgow who have to suffer the ignomy of playing in the countries biggest stadium infront of the nations smallest crowds.

Average Queens park home gate = 150
hampden park holds around 65,000

by black flag June 02, 2004

freaks

Hippies, flower children, the beautiful people.

The freaks love the Furry Freak Brother Comics

by black flag June 02, 2004

homes

Places where the rich pack send their parents when they retire.

Choosing homes for grandma

by black flag May 31, 2004

piss

1) Pertanting to Urine can be either a noun or a verb.
2) Something that's easy to accomplish.

1) There's piss all over the floor. / I need to piss.
2) Can I do that? It's a peice of piss mate.

by black flag May 29, 2004

kidney swiper

UK slang

A male reproductive organ of greater than average lenght.

Also known as Kidney prodder, throat poker and gut tickler.

Jane went all moist for at 12 inches long Jack was armed with a real kidney swiper.

by black flag May 29, 2004

Weapons of Ass Destruction

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

by black flag May 29, 2004

flog a dead horse

UK usage

1) To try to carry on when there really is no hope of continuation. To not know when to give up.

2) A unique sexual practise that combines Necrophillia, beastiality and sadomasacism into one fun activity.

Leeds struggled to avoid relegation but they were flogging a dead horse.

by black flag June 07, 2004