Definitions by black Flag

USS Cole 

UK slang

A ship that's got a hole in it.

3 degrees to starboard helmsman we don't wanna be a USS Cole do we?

USS Cole by black flag June 2, 2004

mutu 

A form of shamanism, heralds from africa where mutu men are often employed by soccar clubs in the way European and American sporting teams often employ chaplins.

(Most African teams employ chaplins as well as mutu men)

Ghana lost their last game. They put the defeat down to bad mutu.

mutu by black flag June 2, 2004

cider 

An alcoholic beverage made from fermented apple juice that oils the wheels of society in the West of England

see also scrumpy, zyder, white cider

You aint lived until you've got ratted on cider.

cider by black flag June 2, 2004

zyder 

The correct pronounciation of cider, a potent aloholic brew much loved by wurzels, crusty's, and school kids

Oi drank up me zyder and was as pissed as a newt.

zyder by black flag June 2, 2004

white cider 

A form of cider where the appley goodness has been replaced by nasty hangover enducing chemicals.

Last night I was drinking white cider, this morning it feels like they are building a motorway through my brain.

white cider by black flag June 2, 2004

yorkshire pudding

1) A side dish of oven baked batter traditionally eaten by the English with roast beef

2) A clapped out has been cricketer. See Geoff Boycott

Can I have some yorkshire pudding please mum?

yorkshire pudding by black flag June 2, 2004

Eastbourne 

A dull seaside town on the English south coast.

Where the English middleclasses go to die.

Boss:- I'm going to transfer you to our Eastbourne office.
Worker:- Noooooooooooooooooooo

Eastbourne by black flag June 2, 2004