84 definitions by billy

FUB

Y'all got it ALL wrong. It's Fuckin Underage Bitches.

Damn man, did you see all them FUBs at that CSC party on Fourth?

by billy February 16, 2005

hibashira

Skeevy skeevy and dirty.

That Hibashira sure is skeevy and dirty.

by billy March 11, 2005

strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by billy November 24, 2002

sackass

adj. a derogatory reference to an object stated by someone that is so angry that his/her words run together forming an amalgamation of incoherent pscyhobabble which ultimately results in him/her being laughed at by his/her friends only making their anger more palpible.

"J what the hell is wrong with you you stupid...dingleberry..sackassed son of a bitch!"

by billy March 1, 2005

The Scottish Parliament

A pathetic waste of English taxpayers money.

Your English so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the Scots.

by billy November 5, 2004

bobbit

To castrate in a non-medical procedure, usually as a result of anger

When Jane found Artie in bed with her best friend, Steve, she unloaded her .38 revolver into Artie's chest and bobbited Steve with the penknife she that was on the nightstand.

by billy January 26, 2003

in a minute

what you say when someone tells you to do something but your too lazy to do it.

mother: billy! go take out the trash you stupid little cunt! i knew your father should have used a condom!
billy: in a minute....

by billy April 23, 2005