A wide ranging currency that men use to reimburse women for sexual favors. The highest denomination in the jewelry economic scale is diamonds, with gold being the most common unit.
I wanted to make sure that I could fuck the shit out of that skunt for the rest of the month, so I gave her a bunch of jewelry. Greedy bitch...
by billberto May 06, 2005
A large mountain of crap that sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, much like an island in the ocean. This is often the result of drinking Guinness to the point of passing out the prior evening.
by billberto March 18, 2005
The retarded guy (Downs Syndrome) that sometimes hangs out at ESPN Zone on 11th Street in DC. He befriends random people and shouts "HAAALLLLOOOO!" all night long.
Being nice to G-Money helped us score with the skunts. Too bad none of them would let him skunt fuck her too.
by billberto March 21, 2005
A die-hard fan of the enormously funny show Malcolm In the Middle. Malcolmaniacs are those who keep up to date on the show's characters, buy full season DVDs, name their pets after the characters, chat on his message board, or anything else that may contibute to supporting the shows ratings and advertising revenue.
Malcolmaniacs are crazy!
by billberto March 20, 2005
by billberto March 31, 2005
Pooter titty is the most offensive word to girls. They hate the word pooter and hate the word titty. Combined, they are unstoppable.
Dude - You're a fucking Pooter Titty
Whore - *head explodes from the force of being called a pooter titty.*
Dude - *drops trou and performs some necrophilic maneuvers*
Whore - *head explodes from the force of being called a pooter titty.*
Dude - *drops trou and performs some necrophilic maneuvers*
by billberto April 07, 2005