bill's definitions

shoobie

n. Tourist, particularly one who in the course of his/her activities interferes with the traditional usage of beach areas. (Rest easy, Dave. Origin: New Jersey, c. 1920)

It's getting more difficult each day to catch waves with all these shoobies in the water!

by Bill May 2, 2003

braces

An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.

Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.

If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.

But at least you'll look good, eh?

"Hell I'm Satan, I'll be your orthadontist for the next three years!"

braces

by Bill June 18, 2006

Ruptured Duck

The award given to soldiers returning home from combat during WWII.

A Lame band from North New Jersey

When the older Vets saw what the lame band was doing with their Ruptured Duck they through them off the stage.

by bill April 23, 2005

westside

1. A really, really, shitty high school. It's run by a bunch of fuck-assed cowards who lick each other's scrotums while making retarded policies designed to suck the life essence out of the students who are trapped in the shit-dirty hallways that smell of sex and gay butt sex because of all the rape going on everywhere you look because it's such a fucking shitty school. 2. A place where the administration focuses on ass ramming the students at every possible opportunity despite the fact that they get paid by the students' parents to do exactly the opposite. 3. A whore house in the disguise of a public high school.

Dude, I got laid so many times at Westside yesterday! They have the most sluts of any place I've ever seen in my life!

Guess what happened at Westside today? I got fucked up the butt by the dean!

If I ever wanted a teacher to stick his cock so far up my ass that I would scream, I would definitely go to Westside!

When you go into the Westside guidance department and ask for help, they first dump nasty oil all over you. Then they strip you naked and tie you up. They just got a gay guy, too, so he screws you everywhere with a dildo, which is really fucking sick.

by Bill January 25, 2005

scratter

To call someone a 'scratter' is a serious insult. this type of individul is known for being the lowest and most populated form of class in Britain today. Usually known for their scuzzyness and chav like dress wear. These simple folks unusual vocabulary normal consist of quotes like

- "scuze mate aint got 20p i cud hav for bus, ave ya?"

and

- "cudnt crash a fag mate?"

homeless, smackheads, chavs ect.

by bill September 2, 2004

Mariners

Mediocre baseball team in the American Leauge West division. Located in Seattle Washington.

Have a strong season every now and then, but overall plauged by bad management and cheap ownership.

As of late they have become notorious for starting off strong and fizzling out towards the end of the season.

The Mariners are a team from Seattle.

by Bill February 8, 2004

The State

A very cool show that used to be on MTV from 1993-1995

I watched an old episode of the state. Louie was Hilarious

by Bill December 1, 2003