Brute

short for "brutal" - used to denote something arduous or demanding.

by bigtrick October 21, 2003

boonks

A literal ass-kicking, usu. the stakes in a wager. "Playing for boonks" denotes that the loser of the contest gets a kick in the ass from the winner.

"My ass was real sore from balling with MJ for boonks all day long"

by bigtrick September 18, 2003

hooding

When you pull the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the head of another penis. This is a formal greeting ritual among some cultures, and to be hooded is an exxxtreme honor.

"Grandpa, what does hooding mean?"
"Let me show you. Pull down your pants. Prepare yourself for honor."

by bigtrick February 10, 2015

haricots verts

Pretentious french words for "green bean." Bitches with food recipes that can't stand on their own by virtue of actual taste or presentation like to drop obscure or French phrases into their recipe titles in lieu of normal English words in a stilted effort to make it seem more exotic.

Thus, you have bullshit words like "haricots verts" instead of green beans, "galette" instead of pastry, "jus" instead of juice, "crudités" instead of veggies, and so on.

If you're cooking fucking green beans, just say so. Your worth as a chef is dependent on your goddamn food itself, not what you call it.

Menu item: Haricots Verts in its own jus, served over a beurre reduction.
Translation: Green beans with butter.

by bigtrick October 14, 2006

triad

A name for organized crime based in Hong Kong or mainland China, also used to denote a member thereof. Note: You can't say "Jin-Wa belongs to a gang named the Triad." This would be akin to saying "Corleone belongs to a gang named the Mafia." No, you say "Jin-Wa was a Triad," or "Jin-Wa belonged to the Triads." You idiotic ignorant wanna-be bastard movie reviewers who don't know shit.

The Triads will fuck you up hardcore.

by bigtrick December 16, 2004

shipseki

The ultimate compliment you can pay to a korean person.

"Good evening Ms. Kim; you are shipseki."

by bigtrick December 16, 2004

deseloper

Ridiculous term business-types came up with to describe someone who both "designs" and "develops." Of course, this sort of awkward portmanteau never catches on with anyone literate, so its utterance serves as a sort of warning that the utterer lives in a childish linguistic world separate from our own, where saying words and phrases such as "deseloper," "brainwidth," "heat map," "e-learning" gives them an e-woody.

We need a deseloper on our team to accelerate our e-learning initiative and actionize our web 3.0 presence on the social grid.

by bigtrick November 17, 2011