bigtrick's definitions

deseloper

Ridiculous term business-types came up with to describe someone who both "designs" and "develops." Of course, this sort of awkward portmanteau never catches on with anyone literate, so its utterance serves as a sort of warning that the utterer lives in a childish linguistic world separate from our own, where saying words and phrases such as "deseloper," "brainwidth," "heat map," "e-learning" gives them an e-woody.

We need a deseloper on our team to accelerate our e-learning initiative and actionize our web 3.0 presence on the social grid.

by bigtrick November 17, 2011

triad

A name for organized crime based in Hong Kong or mainland China, also used to denote a member thereof. Note: You can't say "Jin-Wa belongs to a gang named the Triad." This would be akin to saying "Corleone belongs to a gang named the Mafia." No, you say "Jin-Wa was a Triad," or "Jin-Wa belonged to the Triads." You idiotic ignorant wanna-be bastard movie reviewers who don't know shit.

The Triads will fuck you up hardcore.

by bigtrick December 16, 2004

shipseki

The ultimate compliment you can pay to a korean person.

"Good evening Ms. Kim; you are shipseki."

by bigtrick December 16, 2004

Brute

short for "brutal" - used to denote something arduous or demanding.

by bigtrick October 21, 2003

Alvis

On a frosty winter's night, a wagon appeared at the gates of Fort Klugman carrying pioneers to the frontier. A young woman in the party called Delia was heavy with child. And though she had journeyed with the virile young men for nigh on one year, none had lain with her, though she was comely. And on this frosty winter's night, young Delia's water broke, almost freezing her to the seat of the wagon.

And the pioneer's beseeched the soldiers to grant them entrance, so that she could give birth to her child in the hospital there. But due to an outbreak of syphilis among the soldiers, the hospital was full. And so there in the stable, among the feed and tack, and the... the... whatsis, Delia gave birth to a son, whom she called Alvis, as was her wont.

"Vengeance is mine!" quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freakin face.

by bigtrick October 21, 2003

boonks

A literal ass-kicking, usu. the stakes in a wager. "Playing for boonks" denotes that the loser of the contest gets a kick in the ass from the winner.

"My ass was real sore from balling with MJ for boonks all day long"

by bigtrick September 18, 2003

Fulltime Killer

kick ass movie about hitmen by Johnny To and Ka-Fai Wai, starring Andy Lau, Takashi Sorimachi and Kelly Lin. As to be diffrentiated from part-time killer, such as myself.

Ass: "Gimme your lunch money."
Me: "I'd kill you, but i'm off. Come back in an hour when I'm on shift."

by bigtrick October 5, 2003