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At the end of the day

a euphemism for "when i take your fist up my ass." a polite way of suggesting full fistal encompassment without seeming crude. those who enjoy the sensation of five fingers and a palm up their brown star often insert this phrase into conversation as a plea for full-knuckle puncturing.
"...One of the proudest things I can share about my son is that when he and I walk down in New York City, he has his arm around me and I have my arm around him. That's a big deal. We're not afraid to hug each other. At the end of the day, love is all that matters." - Victoria Rowell, on being a mother.

"I’ve played flawed characters before, but at the end of the day I thought they all had a good heart." Jonah Hill, on his character in The Wolf of Wall Street.
by bigtrick December 29, 2013
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semiotics

Codeword for "I'm a big bitch." Used often by pseudointellectuals, "artists" who don't do art but talk about it, and philosophy academics that think with their crotch and talk out their asshole.
As an artist, I'm interested in semiotics and the relationship between excreta and the soul.
by bigtrick September 4, 2006
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Fulltime Killer

kick ass movie about hitmen by Johnny To and Ka-Fai Wai, starring Andy Lau, Takashi Sorimachi and Kelly Lin. As to be diffrentiated from part-time killer, such as myself.
Ass: "Gimme your lunch money."
Me: "I'd kill you, but i'm off. Come back in an hour when I'm on shift."
by bigtrick October 5, 2003
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boonks

A literal ass-kicking, usu. the stakes in a wager. "Playing for boonks" denotes that the loser of the contest gets a kick in the ass from the winner.
"My ass was real sore from balling with MJ for boonks all day long"
by bigtrick September 18, 2003
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Alvis

On a frosty winter's night, a wagon appeared at the gates of Fort Klugman carrying pioneers to the frontier. A young woman in the party called Delia was heavy with child. And though she had journeyed with the virile young men for nigh on one year, none had lain with her, though she was comely. And on this frosty winter's night, young Delia's water broke, almost freezing her to the seat of the wagon.

And the pioneer's beseeched the soldiers to grant them entrance, so that she could give birth to her child in the hospital there. But due to an outbreak of syphilis among the soldiers, the hospital was full. And so there in the stable, among the feed and tack, and the... the... whatsis, Delia gave birth to a son, whom she called Alvis, as was her wont.
"Vengeance is mine!" quoth Alvis. Then he shot that guy right in the freakin face.
by bigtrick October 21, 2003
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it is what it is

an accepted euphemism for 'i fuck my pets'. mainly used in a business setting, where swearing would not be acceptable.
boss: it is what it is.
employee: you sick bastard.
by bigtrick February 27, 2011
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deseloper

Ridiculous term business-types came up with to describe someone who both "designs" and "develops." Of course, this sort of awkward portmanteau never catches on with anyone literate, so its utterance serves as a sort of warning that the utterer lives in a childish linguistic world separate from our own, where saying words and phrases such as "deseloper," "brainwidth," "heat map," "e-learning" gives them an e-woody.
We need a deseloper on our team to accelerate our e-learning initiative and actionize our web 3.0 presence on the social grid.
by bigtrick November 17, 2011
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