Definitions by biffula

midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.

I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

midget firemans helmet by biffula July 31, 2007

elevator button 

An extremely short johnson.

I look down and all I see is an elevator button.

elevator button by biffula July 30, 2007

bop your baloney 

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

bop your baloney by biffula October 3, 2006

crease grease 

The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of skid-marks in a persons drawers.

Dude, I cant wait to find a crapper so I can clean up my crease grease.

crease grease by biffula September 2, 2006

ass haze 

a particulary nasty fart

Dude, whats up with the ass haze in here? I cant breath!

ass haze by biffula September 1, 2006

tejas

The original Native American word for friend. Often thought to be Spanish, but used by the Caddo Indians long before the Spanish arrived. Bastardized by Spanish explorers and became known as the location now known as Texas.

Dont mess with Tejas.

tejas by biffula August 25, 2006