biffula's definitions

midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.

I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

by biffula July 31, 2007

elevator button

An extremely short johnson.

I look down and all I see is an elevator button.

by biffula July 30, 2007

bop your baloney

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

by biffula October 3, 2006

crease grease

The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of skid-marks in a persons drawers.

Dude, I cant wait to find a crapper so I can clean up my crease grease.

by biffula September 2, 2006

ass haze

a particulary nasty fart

Dude, whats up with the ass haze in here? I cant breath!

by biffula September 1, 2006

tejas

The original Native American word for friend. Often thought to be Spanish, but used by the Caddo Indians long before the Spanish arrived. Bastardized by Spanish explorers and became known as the location now known as Texas.

Dont mess with Tejas.

by biffula August 25, 2006