Reese Witherspoon

A hot actress who is married to Ryan Phillippe. She starred in films such as Cruel Intentions, Legally Blonde and Vanity Fair.

Reese Witherspoon is pure hotness

by Biddy July 17, 2005

Napster

A formerly Peer-to-Peer file sharing network, but thanks to the RIAA it has since become legal and the files I download aren't compatible with my iPod

Fuck the RIAA, now I have 1000 songs I can't do anything with. Great.

by Biddy August 04, 2005

Frank Lampard

The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards

Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard

by Biddy February 20, 2005

All American rejects

A band who I like to listen to. They make some good music

I'll find someone new.....

by Biddy July 20, 2005

heat magazine

A cool celebrity magazine. I buy it every week!

Woman on advert: Excuse me, where is your copy of heat magazine?

Magazine seller: Sorry, we're all out

Woman: I see

*woman then procedes to run at man, with a road cone*

by Biddy July 17, 2005

Arsenal

Some shitty football team from London. Got beat by BOLTON and Man United TWICE. Chelsea are better

Arsene Wenger's got a cheeky smile. Everyone knows he's a paedophile

by Biddy March 12, 2005

itunes

A stupid ass music downloading programme run by Apple in order to get songs onto your iPod. At 79p per track, it would cost me around £3950 to fill my iPod.

79p per track? Fuck that.

by Biddy August 04, 2005