betty swollocks's definitions

cP

Centipoise - a measurement of viscosity. Substance is tested with a viscometer.

Lab Rat #1: Damn shit bollocks!! This viscosity is way too high!!

Lab Rat #2: Who gives a fuck?

by Betty Swollocks March 6, 2005

trawler

A girl or woman who belives she still has,or has,feminine charm and good looks but,who is in fact,sadley misstaken.

my god did you see that old trawler?

by betty swollocks September 13, 2003

plumbers toolbag

vagina with big lips

fuck me she had flaps like a plumbers toolbag!!

by betty swollocks September 13, 2003

Squirt Queen

A woman who can ejaculate, sometimes copious amounts of pussy juice from her snatch. Not piss either!! Real pussy cum!!

(Female Porn Star drilling herself with a dildo and fingering her clit at the same time): Ohhh FUCK YEESSSS! *SQUIIIIRRT!!*

by Betty Swollocks March 6, 2005

baby gravey

male seamen

are you ready love here comes the baby gravey!

by betty swollocks September 13, 2003