Definitions by best definitions ever

boobs

Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

boobs by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

beer

A natural viagra.

Beer make me so horny.

beer by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

gold digger

See "girls", "women", or "chicks".

Gold diggers have vaginas. Gold makers have penises.

gold digger by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

wife 

The reason I drink so much.

My wife likes to nag.

wife by best definitions ever July 29, 2006