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ferrari

A car most people talk smack about, but can never afford.

- my Chevy can go 0-60 in 3 seconds!
- Yeah, but I drive a Ferrari

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

gold digger

See "girls", "women", or "chicks".

Gold diggers have vaginas. Gold makers have penises.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

sex

Something men are expected to want ALL the time. If you don't feel like it, you're girlfriend will say you aren't attracted to her anymore.

Girl: Let's have sex
Guy: I'm tired, maybe tomorrow
Girl: We need to talk

by best definitions ever September 9, 2006

girlfriend

Like having another car payment every month.

My girlfriend makes me buy her things.

by best definitions ever August 8, 2006